My cousin, Mullet Man, was worried when he heard that I put what he said on my blog in this post. He was concerned about what all the readers of my blog might think of him. He wants to let you know that he likes girls, only girls, and not boys. He would like for me to give all of you a few messages from him:
He says, "I like Angelina Jolie's butt."
Brad Pitt, if you're reading this blog, Mullet Man wants to tell you something: "Listen up, Brad Pitt. You stink."
Mullet Man also says, "I love Kiera Knightly,"
A few more quotes from Mullet Man are:
"Wonder Boy, can I fart?"
"So, Wonder Boy, you're a ladie's man?"
"I'm gonna have my own show someday. It's gonna be called 'The Teachings of Mullet Man."
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