Thursday, April 17, 2008

Goodbye, Mr. Spider


I crushed the life out of him, and smeared it across the wall.
He shall never bother me again.


Ode to Spider

This is not the place
To show your face
You are not wanted
You are only hunted

For what I feared
Now is smeared
Across the wall
You used to crawl

Your little friends
Shall only find their ends
By me
Who does not hear their plea

You shall die
I do not hear your cry

Go away
For if you stay
You shall die



Friday, April 11, 2008

Pack of Squirrels Kills Dog


Russian squirrel pack kills dog

This story shows the true ferocity of squirrels. They "
literally gutted the dog" and ran off with chunks of flesh all in around a minute just because the dog barked at them and they may have been short on pine cones. If this does not give you chills and make you fear squirrels, I pity you. Squirrels always go for the weak and unsuspecting. All we can do is hope that it is just the Russian squirrels that are like this.

The article was originally published in December 2005. I wonder if there have been any more recent squirrel attacks. Perhaps if there were, all witnesses were killed by the squirrels. Squirrels value their secrecy greatly.