squrill dangerous

I would like to add that the person who searched for "squrill dangerous" ended up at the page "Dangerous, Very Dangerous."

Google Searches

I have been getting at least one Google search or Google picture search for "naked fairies" every day. The number one search that gets people to my blog is "naked fairies," at 17 searches. Stat counter doesn't keep track of Google image searches. If it did, this number would probably be nearly tripled. Also, this is not counting the different variations of "naked fairies," such as "naked fairy pictures," "naked fairies pictures," "naked fairy pics," and finally, and best of all, "boy fairies newed."

At least there was one search about faires that did not include the word "naked" or "newed," which was "fairys calender"

A few of the other good one that do not consist of fairies or nudity are:

crack my toes
boy mad pictures
squirrel coca cola
squirrel cola
what is mr skunk
fried vienna sausage
fried viennas
alas squirrel dead
mauling squirrels
squrill dangerous

I appreciate that someone else must realize that squirrels are dangerous, but it would be nice if they could spell "squirrel" correctly.

Oh, and I must add that this post will probably attract more of the naked fairy searches.

Wordless Wednesday

Pack of Squirrels Kills Dog

Russian squirrel pack kills dog

This story shows the true ferocity of squirrels. They "literally gutted the dog" and ran off with chunks of flesh all in around a minute just because the dog barked at them and they may have been short on pine cones. If this does not give you chills and make you fear squirrels, I pity you. Squirrels always go for the weak and unsuspecting. All we can do is hope that it is just the Russian squirrels that are like this.

The article was originally published in December 2005. I wonder if there have been any more recent squirrel attacks. Perhaps if there were, all witnesses were killed by the squirrels. Squirrels value their secrecy greatly.

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words . . .

Kid, Trooper, and Adult Mauled by Squirrel

Not even the playgrounds are safe

If you read this, notice how the day care director first threw things at the squirrel, then attempted to take it off. I wonder if she ever missed the squirrel and hit the kid. Still, the initial fear of the squirrel must have been far greater than the fear for the child's safety. Squirrels do that to you sometimes.

Speaking of squirrels, when I have taken my dogs for their daily walk, I have seen two dead squirrels. I felt this strange urge to take their pictures and pose G.I.Joe's by them . . .