I just saw the spider from Hell.

I cannot describe how awful it was at this moment . . .

. . . pictures to come . . .

The birds . . . they peck at my window.

It's a female cardinal. I think it wants a fresh corpse to lay its eggs in.

You don't want to see this . . .

But I'm gonna show it to you anyway.

Creepy Gnome Returns

The Creepy Gnome was spotted again and filmed in Argentina.

My very First Rockstar

Written while bored in Composition


Oh my goodness. I have had my very first sip of Rockstar. I feel strange. I feel alert and energized. It has not been enough time for the caffeine to take effect, but I can already feel the difference. It must be the placebo effect. I don't like its taste. It tastes unfortunate. I hope that I am not "sensitive to caffeine." I already feel twitchy. I can also feel the effect of the carbonation. Oh man. That I did not need

-Write outline-

Sorry- I had to take notes. See that little dash? That's my note taking abilities taking over. Oh, I hate that feeling of disreality. Rockstar, dude. I like the word "dude." Its so fun to say. Oh no. Carbonation. Ya know, I think I'm gonna drink this Rockstar slowly. If I can feel the difference already, the "double strength, double can" would be extra potent. Tee hee! It makes me giddy! I'm in Comp. I should not feel giddy and twitchy in Comp. The teacher either must think I am a very good student, doing all this writing, or he thinks that I am starting a draft. I'm not. I feel very caffeine susceptible. This is bad. I have a test after Comp. I haven't felt this happy since I don't know when! Hee hee!

Oh dear! I'm on a second page. Is anyone reading what I'm writing? I wonder what they think. More Rockstar. The taste is growing one me, but the way the Rockstar makes me feel. Are they addictive? The first high is always the best. The brain develops a tolerance after that. I am learning something in psychology. I don't think that I should have anymore Rockstar for now. I'm gonna twitch my little tosies right out of this room! It's not that bad. Oh no. Carbonation.

Informative paper- 3 pages- Hey! Social sciences, psychology, and sociology are not soft sciences. They are very hard and interesting. Hey dude. You're texting. My tosies twitch. I got a Yoda action figure. It's 12:20 I guess he's letting us go free now, if we want. I think I'm just gonna hang around for a while longer- oh no. Carbonation- and talk to you. Whoah. That dude's got like a triple-can Monster with a screw on lid. I wish my Rockstar had a lid. I feel funny. Ha. You have "COMP" written on your notebook. I don't. My notebooks are color-coded, sorta. Blue is comp, purple is psychology, green is world cultures, red is sociology, and black is math. I am happy that the teacher changed the rough draft due today, to sometime this week. "Rough draft week" he called it. I still have half a Rockstar left. Should I? I don't feel sleepy. I feel awaked. I have awoken. Ha ha. I have a Rockstar, and you don't!

Oh no. Carbonation- my thoughts continue onto a third page. They are endless, and senseless, just like me. Rockstar, Rockstar, you have brought me so far, from my sleepiness, from my creepiness! Man, I do like you shoes. I have some like that, but they're brown. I like brown shoes. They're brown and swayed. That's not how you spell it, is it. I hope this Rockstar is intestinally pleasant. I am sorry.What am I going to do with this? Are these more "Great Thoughts?" Gasp (how do you write that?) Business math! Evil! Evil! I think that it would be really nice to have a seat by a window. I could stare out at the open blue sky, and I could dream. I could think of freedom and happy thoughts. I don't feel sleepy! Hee hee! How fun! No, not blue sky out window! Trees! Blue sky and trees! There's a beautiful world out there, and I'm stuck in here, writing my beautiful thoughts- oh no, carbonation. I'm sorry. I have another 10 minutes. Twitchy! Lots of people have left, but I continue to stay, to continue my sharing of my great thoughts. A new tradition has begun. It is beginning. A new age has begun. "His girlfriend's hot. I'm pretty good friends with her." That's nice. Funky beard. I wonder what its name is? Oh no. Carbonation. I hate this. I need to fill up this page before I go. Fill page, fill page. Then I can go to the next level. It rests above my head. I'm not sleepy. "Transformers is the s***. It's gay." Thanks for your second quote, dude. I am so blogging this.

Update on Bigfoot Body

This has been known for a while now, but in case you did not hear, the bigfoot body is fake. It was just a costume filed with possum guts.

Bigfoot Body Found

A body of what is believed to be a bigfoot was found in northern Georgia.

The pictures of the body were originally released here:
Searching for Bigfoot

More information can be found here and here.

If those don't load (due to overload of bandwidth), you can read about it here, and see the picture of it here.

More information will be released this Friday (the 15th).

Chupacabra Caught on Video!

A chupacabra was caught on tape in DeWitt county, Texas.

News article and videos here.

Do you think it is a chupacabra, a mangy coyote, or something else? Please vote in the poll to the side.

Concerned

My cousin, Mullet Man, was worried when he heard that I put what he said on my blog in this post. He was concerned about what all the readers of my blog might think of him. He wants to let you know that he likes girls, only girls, and not boys. He would like for me to give all of you a few messages from him:

He says, "I like Angelina Jolie's butt."

Brad Pitt, if you're reading this blog, Mullet Man wants to tell you something: "Listen up, Brad Pitt. You stink."

Mullet Man also says, "I love Kiera Knightly,"

A few more quotes from Mullet Man are:

"Wonder Boy, can I fart?"

"So, Wonder Boy, you're a ladie's man?"

"I'm gonna have my own show someday. It's gonna be called 'The Teachings of Mullet Man."

YES!!!

World Music Network (the home of Rough Guide) has finally put out a CD of Mongolian music. From their label "Introducing" they have put out a CD introducing Hanggai from Inner Mongolia (part of China).

You can hear it at Amazon:
Hanggai

I am a Jedi.

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Wonder Boy's Mad Dash Towards Wall Cloud

Yesterday, Wonder Boy was all excited over the storms. He knocked on my door and asked if I wanted to walk the dog. This meant "Just me, please give me an excuse to walk down the block and look at the clouds so the neighbor's don't think I'm crazy." I grabbed my camera and leashed up the dog, and we went outside. Standing in our driveway, I took time to take this picture:

Then I looked over to where Wonder Boy was going

He was heading at a mad pace towards this wall cloud. I followed him and stopped to take several pictures.

Then it started to rain. Then it started to rain harder. Suddenly, Wonder Boy found himself soaking wet, and a block from home. Wonder Boy felt happy because he likes storms, but he also felt unhappy because he was a block from home and was getting soaked. Then he felt happy again because his sister was also a block from home and getting soaked.

Wonder Boy headed for home, now that he had accomplished dragging his poor sister and the even poorer little dog out to get wet.

Wonder Boy began to run while looking at the wall cloud.

(Here's a closer picture of that little thingy in the picture. I don't know what it is, but it looks cool so I like it. It's kinda twisty, and it glows.)


After we got back, Wonder Boy discovered that there was a tornado warning for the very wall cloud that he had me and the poor little dog run for. Wonder Boy said that he had cut it closer than he would have wanted to, but the sinister gleam in his eye said that it was exactly how he wanted it to be because he likes to live life on the edge and chase after wall clouds on foot.

Here's a picture that I took from the front porch. The flash was on, so those white dots are water droplets, not orbs.

Although they certainly do look like orbs.

News

900-foot-long Sinkhole in Texas
The aticle says it has "crumbling dirt around its edges resembling sharp teeth." This makes me wonder if perhaps it is a young sarlacc pit.

Cow Found Mutilated in Saskatchewan
Freaky- with picture

Woman Lies Dead in Apartment For 41 Years

Wordless Wednesday

Pack of Squirrels Kills Dog

Russian squirrel pack kills dog

This story shows the true ferocity of squirrels. They "literally gutted the dog" and ran off with chunks of flesh all in around a minute just because the dog barked at them and they may have been short on pine cones. If this does not give you chills and make you fear squirrels, I pity you. Squirrels always go for the weak and unsuspecting. All we can do is hope that it is just the Russian squirrels that are like this.

The article was originally published in December 2005. I wonder if there have been any more recent squirrel attacks. Perhaps if there were, all witnesses were killed by the squirrels. Squirrels value their secrecy greatly.

Somewhat Disturbing Looking Robot

http://www.bizjournals.com/masshightech/stories/2008/03/17/daily13.html

So I guess that this is actually a pretty cool robot, but there's just something about it that is creepy. Why did they have to put that fake fur stuff on it? It makes it look like some sort of giant headless zombie dog thing. When they guy kicks it, it reminds me of the cow level in Time Splitters 3 (yes, Wonder Boy and family, the cow level that I have that morbid fascination with). Then it keeps on going for the camera man, just like those . . . cows . . . did . . .

Is it just me that finds this a little creepy, or does anyone else think the same? Please vote on the poll to the side.

Creepy Gnome Poll Results

Here are the results of the Creepy Gnome poll:

What do you think the Creepy Gnome really is?

Creepy Gnome ....................................... 3 (13%)
Midget out having some fun.......................12 (54%)
Chupacabra.............................................3 (13%)
Things such as this frighten me,
and I would rather not think of them..........4 (18%)
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Remember, although the majority of you think that it was just a midget out having fun, that doesn't mean that it wasn't really a Creepy Gnome, or that Creepy Gnomes do not exist. In fact, a Creepy Gnome could be watching you this very moment, waiting . . . just waiting. You don't know what it's waiting for, and neither do I. All that matters is that it is lurking outside. Perhaps it is waiting for you.

Creepy Gnome

Creepy Gnome terrorizes town in Argentina
With video!

So, what do you think? Is the Creepy Gnome real, or just a midget out having some fun? Please vote on the poll to the side.

An Announcement

I got my first google search for "fried vienna sausages"

It truly is a happy moment.

After Accident Woman Finds Cow in Car

Holy Cow! (totally ha ha there)

Don't you just love it how they tell us how the cow is doing, then only just remember to tell us how the people in the car are doing, barely of more importance than the car? Aah . . . well now I can sleep tonight, knowing that the bovine "passenger" can continue to roam free in it's field and chase after butterflies. Perhaps sometime I will join it.

Oh, and I've changed my blog back to a dark color. It needed something a little less cheery than bright blue.