Overheard phone conversation

"Have you seen the new movie The Soloist? It's really good. It has one of the men you want to have sex with. Robert Downey Jr."

I wish my life was like this . . .

Creepy Mummies

You've been warned.

The birds . . . they peck at my window.

It's a female cardinal. I think it wants a fresh corpse to lay its eggs in.