Gamera Party

Last night, we had a Gamera party, complete with Gamera treats.



Here is a picture of the real Gamera:


Gamera is the giant flying turtle of Japan. He is the children's friend. He does not look the part, but he is the children's friend.

Early on in the evening, it was declared that Wonder Boy was the Children's Friend, because of his deep, sincere love for children.

We all happily ate our Gamera treats, until I found out about a horrible mistake I had made.

"Oh No! I ate Gamera Backwards!" You can see his little, glazed over chocolate eyeballs. It was really startling when I saw what I had done.

Then we started arguing over who Gamera should fight next. I said that we should have Gamera Vs. the Ancient Conquistador. Then I declared, "I like to say 'conquistador.' It's fun to say."

Other quotes:

Cool Man: "Wonder Boy is the last of his kind." Cool Man does not know how very true this is. Wonder Boy, I know you're reading this right now. The future depends upon you.

Mullet Man asked the infamous question, again: "Wonder Boy, can I touch you again?" It really does look worse in writing.

Lori: "Just Me, don't pull Wonder Boy's little leg hairs."
Me: "Long,"
Lori: "Long and silky."

Mullet Man has been planning to do a remake of Zontar, The Thing From Venus (a very horrible 50's sci-fi movie). We found out that he was planning on having it go in the wrong direction. Mullet Man planned to have Wonder Boy wear just a lab coat, and only a lab coat in it. Nothing else. Mullet Man claims that we misheard him.

I discovered I am really great with kids. When my little cousin Cool Man was trying to block my camera with his hand, I told him, "If you touch my camera lens, you will die the death of a thousand men, yet more so." It stopped him, and he did not seem to be too disturbed afterwards.

When the Gamera Vs. Sqid Monster battle appeared, it was almost too much for me.
"Squid Monster, Squid Monster,
Hurray, hurray!
If you come today,
Ole! Ole!"

Update on Bigfoot Body

This has been known for a while now, but in case you did not hear, the bigfoot body is fake. It was just a costume filed with possum guts.

Bigfoot Body Found

A body of what is believed to be a bigfoot was found in northern Georgia.

The pictures of the body were originally released here:
Searching for Bigfoot

More information can be found here and here.

If those don't load (due to overload of bandwidth), you can read about it here, and see the picture of it here.

More information will be released this Friday (the 15th).

Chupacabra Caught on Video!

A chupacabra was caught on tape in DeWitt county, Texas.

News article and videos here.

Do you think it is a chupacabra, a mangy coyote, or something else? Please vote in the poll to the side.

Concerned

My cousin, Mullet Man, was worried when he heard that I put what he said on my blog in this post. He was concerned about what all the readers of my blog might think of him. He wants to let you know that he likes girls, only girls, and not boys. He would like for me to give all of you a few messages from him:

He says, "I like Angelina Jolie's butt."

Brad Pitt, if you're reading this blog, Mullet Man wants to tell you something: "Listen up, Brad Pitt. You stink."

Mullet Man also says, "I love Kiera Knightly,"

A few more quotes from Mullet Man are:

"Wonder Boy, can I fart?"

"So, Wonder Boy, you're a ladie's man?"

"I'm gonna have my own show someday. It's gonna be called 'The Teachings of Mullet Man."

YES!!!

World Music Network (the home of Rough Guide) has finally put out a CD of Mongolian music. From their label "Introducing" they have put out a CD introducing Hanggai from Inner Mongolia (part of China).

You can hear it at Amazon:
Hanggai

Charlton Heston's Butt

We were having a "party" and movie night last night. We were watching the 1959 version of Jule Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth when the following declaration was made by my male teenage cousin, whom I shall call Mullet Man.

"The only butt that I like seeing is-"

Lori and Wonder Boy tried to cut him off due to the presence of my younger cousins, but I begged for him to continue, due to my curiosity.

"The only butt that I like seeing is Charlton Heston's. It is a pretty cool butt."

I believe that this conversation was brought on by seeing Pat Boone shirtless.

"Manly!" as Mullet Man and I said.

The short shorts he wore in the movie were unanimously declared to be unmanly by all present.