Here are the results of the Creepy Gnome poll:
What do you think the Creepy Gnome really is?
Creepy Gnome ....................................... 3 (13%)Midget out having some fun.......................12 (54%)
Chupacabra.............................................3 (13%)
Things such as this frighten me,
and I would rather not think of them..........4 (18%)
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Remember, although the majority of you think that it was just a midget out having fun, that doesn't mean that it wasn't really a Creepy Gnome, or that Creepy Gnomes do not exist. In fact, a Creepy Gnome could be watching you this very moment, waiting . . . just waiting. You don't know what it's waiting for, and neither do I. All that matters is that it is lurking outside. Perhaps it is waiting for you.
