Google Searches

I have been getting at least one Google search or Google picture search for "naked fairies" every day. The number one search that gets people to my blog is "naked fairies," at 17 searches. Stat counter doesn't keep track of Google image searches. If it did, this number would probably be nearly tripled. Also, this is not counting the different variations of "naked fairies," such as "naked fairy pictures," "naked fairies pictures," "naked fairy pics," and finally, and best of all, "boy fairies newed."

At least there was one search about faires that did not include the word "naked" or "newed," which was "fairys calender"

A few of the other good one that do not consist of fairies or nudity are:

crack my toes
boy mad pictures
squirrel coca cola
squirrel cola
what is mr skunk
fried vienna sausage
fried viennas
alas squirrel dead
mauling squirrels
squrill dangerous

I appreciate that someone else must realize that squirrels are dangerous, but it would be nice if they could spell "squirrel" correctly.

Oh, and I must add that this post will probably attract more of the naked fairy searches.

Butterfly

See the little butterfly!

It's floaty wings are gold

I wish to be a butterfly

But I can't be one I'm told

It makes me want to sit and cry

'Cause I wanna be a butterfly!

Shiny wings of silver and blue

Across the sky they flew and blew

Fluttery circles in my mind

I wanna be the most beautiful butterfly you can find!

But, they said

You can't be a butterfly

If you were, you'd be dead!

So now I want to cry

'Cause I wanna be a butterfly!

-Wonder Boy

You know, and interesting thing about this quote is that it was said by the amazing Wonder Boy while he was passed out on the floor after consuming too much tabasco sauce. The Wonder Boy denies ever saying such a thing, but this is not true. We all know that the Wonder Boy said it.

Wordless Wednesday

The Cover Fairy, Also Known as the Never Ending Saga

The fairy on the front of the calender was repeated inside of the calender, so, over the six calenders, Lori and I painted dresses on twelve of these fairies pictures (six each). The picture was actually a pretty nice fairy picture, except for the naked part. I can't say that I blame the fairies for going around virtually naked (most of them had on floaty fabric). It's really just part of being a fairy, I guess.

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Here's my very first fairy. It's in the calender for my little cousin.

Here's Lori's first fairy (also for my cousin). She went for the flower dress effect.

Here's Lori's second fairy, also in the calender for my cousin.

Here's my second fairy.

Here's my third fairy (in calender # 2,which was for an adult).

My fourth fairy, also in calender # 2

Lori's third fairy, calender # 2. Lori went for daring with the polka dots.

Then Lori did this.

Detail.

Calender #3. This is the first time that I glittered up the word "Fairies." I hadn't realized that I went for the little black dress with luxuriant hair twice. I guess I sort of lost track of my fairies.

This was the last of the cover fairies I did. When I finished it, I felt a little sad.

Lori went for daring polka dots again for the cover of calender #3, but this time in red and blue.

Lori repeated her bug collector fairy. I believe she said that is was her favorite.

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There will be more fairy pictures coming, my dear readers. Some days, I think that there will always and eternally be more fairy pictures, but then I realize that I am wrong.

Naked Fairies

A while ago, the Snack King managed to order a Random Bag of Crap. In it were six magical fairy calenders. We were overjoyed, but we had no idea what to do with them. It was an issue of great debate in my house. They could not be given to just anyone, for the fairies were nekkid, and thus not entirely suitable for everyone as is. It was finally decided that Lori and I would, somehow, draw little dresses on the fairies in two of the calenders, and give them to my five year old cousin. It was especially necessary that the fairies have clothes on them due to the fact that my cousin has a couple of older brothers who would get far more excited over fairies than any boy should if they were given to my little cousin in their original state.

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Putting dresses on the fairies proved to be more difficult than was originally thought.

First we started with gel pens. They seemed like they would be a good choice.

There were lots of colors, and some of them were sparkley with magical glittery fairy dust.

Unfortunately, they didn't work.

Then we tried colored pencils.

They did not quite have the coverage that we desired.

Then we tried markers.

Here's Lori's. She, as well as I, felt that this was too see-through, and thus too racy for my little cousin.

Here's mine.She's all blinged out.

But the marker left the picture gunky, and it could be wiped right off.

Then we got out the paint, and the glitter, and the true Adventure began . . .